回复 白石千 : 这部《国产综合影视蜜桃影视》今天在饭店见证了邻桌姑娘被搭讪的全程。一个帅气的男生对她说了两句话,第一句是:你一个人吗?姑娘矜持地点点头,男生接着说:一个人吃这么多呀?[
回复 西蒙·佩吉: It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?""Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。候选人来到了一家门口,一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我,年轻人,”候选人问道,“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?” “都不是,”孩子答到,“她在浴室。”[
回复 Min-jeong: 护士一枚,那会儿实习的时候,一天下班回家,医院门口碰到一大叔,大叔招呼我,小护士!我想了半天想不起来,就问,大叔,你是谁呢…他说,你忘了,就上次你扎我针三针都没扎起的那个!我…这个……[
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